Paranoid: High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: High



I won’t lie, it’s not my thing

Prep
[ ] I shop at Abercrombie, Hollister, American Eagle, or Aerospatiale.
[ ] I am/was a cheerleader.
[ ] I'm pretty ditzy.
[ ] I wear pink 24/7.
[ ] My looks are very important to me.
[ ] I can’t live without my cell phone.
[X] My hair is always straight.
[ ] I say 'like' and 'omigod' a lot.
[ ] I laugh 24/7.
[ ] I have a million friends.
[ ] I always hang at the mall or movies.
[ ] I'll only date popular guys.
[ ] I listen to rap & pop music.
[ ] I have at least one designer bag.
[ ] My myspace pics are of me making a kissy face or are mirror pics
[ ] It takes me at least an hour to get ready for school in the mornings.
[ ] Uggs + Miniskirts = Love
[ ] I don't have a job
[ ] I wear lots of makeup.
[ ] I can be stuck up or snobby sometimes.
[ ] I flirt with any guy, as long as he's cute.

1 Prep Point

Emo
[X] I cry a lot.
[ ] I go to local shows.
[X] I wear black everyday
[ ] I write sad poetry.
[X] I play an acoustic guitar.
[X] My favorite bands include: Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, or Panic! At the Disco.
[X] I self mutilate myself.
[X] I think about suicide or death often.
[X] People have told me to cheer up.
[X] I cry when I see dead animals.
[ ] My myspace pics are black are white or angled.
[X] I wear many band shirts.
[X] No one understands me.
[X] I don't talk too often.
[X] I look down when I walk.
[X] I wear black eyeliner.
[X] My fingernails are black.
[ ] I have an ex I still cry over.
[ ] My hair is black.
[X] My hair covers one of my eyes.
[X] I love Hot Topic.
[ ] I always say "Life sucks".

16 Emo Points

Nerd
[X] I have straight A's.
[ ] I wear glasses.
[X] I always do my homework and study.
[ ] Lord of the Rings was a massive achievement.
[ ] Computer games = Love.
[ ] I'm "teachers pet".
[X] I've never had a real boyfriend/girlfriend.
[ ] I have a bedtime.
[ ] I use an asthma inhaler.
[X] I carry a calculator with me.
[ ] I bring my lunch to school.
[ ] I always follow the rules.
[ ] I'm shy around the opposite sex.
[X] I'm always on the computer.
[ ] I've never had beer or cigarettes.
[X] I always answer every question in class right. (only when im called on)
[ ] I correct people's grammar.
[X] I read a lot.
[X] School is very important to me.
[X] I always stump people.

9 Nerd Points

Rebel
[ ] I always speak my mind.
[X] I have 0% of school spirit.
[ ] Forget you I won't do what you tell me!
[ ] I stand up for what I think is right.
[ ] On spirit days at school, I wear the rival's colors.
[ ] Whenever people are doing something, I do the complete opposite.
[ ] I won't listen to authority figures.
[ ] I always break the rules.
[ ] I refuse to compromise.
[ ] I'm always arguing with people.
[ ] I love debate.
[ ] I always do what's unexpected of me.
[ ] I don't care what people think of me.
[ ] If I watch a crappy movie in theatres, right after it's over, I'll say "That sucked."
[ ] I'm not afraid to trash people's opinions.
[ ] I only respect my own beliefs.
[ ] If I don't want to do something, I won't do it, no matter what.
[ ] I laugh at compromising people.
[ ] I cheer on the rival's sport team to stand out.
[ ] Rules were meant to be broken.

1 Rebel Point

Jock
[ ] I'm on one or more sport teams.
[ ] I always wear my varsity jacket.
[ ] I've won awards for my athletic ability.
[ ] I will only date popular girls/guys.
[ ] School Spirit 100%.
[ ] I'm going to a college for sports.
[ ] I watch sports on TV all the time.
[ ] I'm muscular.
[ ] I play sports or exercise at least 3 hours a day.
[ ] Go Team!
[ ] I'm a chick/dude magnet.
[ ] I eat a lot.
[ ] I'm egotistical.
[ ] I'm too focused on sports to make really good grades.
[ ] I sit at the jock lunch table.
[ ] All I talk about with my friends is sports.
[ ] I go to a lot of sports games.
[ ] I'm very athletic.
[ ] I wear sport inspired clothing.
[ ] I play at least 3 different sports.

0 Jock Points

Comedian
[ ] I'm very funny.
[ ] I'm always making jokes.
[ ] I interrupt class by making people laugh.
[ ] I always entertain people by being funny.
[ ] I worship Kevin Smith.
[ ] I watch comedies more than anything.
[ ] I also watch SNL and Mad TV a lot.
[ ] I'm sarcastic.
[ ] I've been told I'm hilarious.
[ ] I always imitate people.
[ ] I pull lots of pranks.
[ ] I always make sarcastic remarks after everything.
[ ] I have to prove myself by being funny.
[ ] People expect me to make jokes, always.
[ ] I have a lot of pressure to make everyone laugh.
[ ] If I don't make jokes, people ask me what's wrong.
[ ] Jim Carrey is my idol.
[ ] I mostly get along with everybody.
[ ] At pep rallies, I'm the one acting crazy and silly.
[ ] My teachers or parents tell me I need to focus more on work and less on joking around.

0 Comedian Points

Shy
[X] I don't have a lot of friends.
[X] I don't talk too much.
[ ] It's not that I'm snobby; I just get nervous when talking to people.
[X] When people say my name, others say "Who?"
[X] I'm pretty sure mostly no one knows who I am.
[X] People have told me I need to talk more.
[X] I only talk when other people talk to me first.
[X] I look down when I walk
[X] I avoid social gatherings, such as games, dances, or parties.
[X] People have tried to help me be more outgoing, but it never works.
[ ] I always plan to talk to more people, but I never do.
[X] I sit in the back of the classroom.
[ ] I never join in class discussions.
[ ] I hide behind people to avoid being seen sometimes.
[ ] I could never be a cashier, talking to strangers
[ ] I talk quietly, and people say "What?"
[X] People have called me shy or quiet.
[ ] I usually let others decide for me.
[X] If someone is talking about my favorite book or movie in front of me, I don't join in the conversation.
[ ] I would like to be more outgoing.

12 Shy Points

Goth
[X] I wear black.
[ ] I don't like to be seen.
[X] I'm very, very pale.
[X] I only listen to metal or emo-ish music.
[X] I love creepy, weird movies.
[ ] I love gothic cartoons and drawings.
[ ] I don't like people.
[X] I only go out during the night.
[X] I have black fingernails.
[ ] I wear a long black coat.
[X] I also wear big black boots. (sometimes)
[ ] 'The Crow' is one of my favorite movies.
[ ] I only date other Goths.
[X] I love pain.
[ ] People think I'm crazy.
[ ] I don't talk to anyone who isn't as deep as me.
[ ] I love to scare people.
[ ] I laugh at teenyboppers.
[ ] People are afraid of me.

8 Goth Points

Weirdo
[ ] I talk to myself.
[ ] I say really random things all the time.
[ ] I fidget a lot.
[ ] I still use a wheeled backpack.
[ ] People laugh at me.
[ ] I walk really funny.
[X] I have a very different sense of style.
[ ] I talk in a robot voice often.
[ ] I'll stop whatever I'm doing, and break out in a crazy dance if the mood strikes.
[X] I debate stuff with myself.
[X] I hear voices.
[ ] I'm obsessed with aliens and the other planets.
[X] I have a fascination with robots and machinery.
[X] I use really big words no one understands, and they give me weird looks.
[ ] I say random lines of babbling that make sense to no one but me.
[ ] I dart my eyes from side to side.
[ ] I always pretend I'm a robot or other weird non human thing.
[X] People have no idea why I think the way I do.
[X] I have some very unusual, extraordinary talents.
[ ] When people ask me if I like something that's trendy, I pretend to be scared or confused.

7 Weirdo Points

Antisocial
[ ] I hate most people
[X] I prefer to be alone.
[ ] When people talk to me, I just give them a death glare.
[X] Actually, most people don't talk to me.
[ ] People are idiots and I wish they'd all die.
[ ] I live in my room, writing in my diary.
[X] I go out of my way to avoid everyone.
[X] I never greet anyone.
[X] I despise people who talk too loudly.
[ ] I want people to think I'm a freak.
[X] I never talk.
[X] I can't wait to get off this earth.
[X] I always sit by myself at lunch or anywhere else.
[X] I listen to music on full blast on my iPod/MP3 Player.
[X] I don't know why I am the way I am.
[X] People have said I'm antisocial.
[X] I use drugs or alcohol to escape the loneliness.
[ ] Why bother when people don't like you anyways?
[X] I occupy myself so it won't look like I'm a loner.
[X] I just don't get along with anyone.

Antisocial Points

Skater
[ ] I skateboard to everywhere.
[ ] If I'm not skateboarding, I carry it with me.
[ ] I shop at Pacsun.
[ ] I'm obsessed with Tony Hawk.
[ ] Oh yea, and Bam Margera.
[ ] I always play skateboarding video games.
[ ] I have shaggy hair.
[ ] I wear baggy pants.
[ ] I wear skater shoes only.
[ ] I always wear hoodies.
[ ] I hang at skate parks 24/7.
[ ] I'm always learning new board tricks.
[ ] Forget school, I want to be a professional skateboarder.
[ ] I've been skateboarding for over 4 years.
[ ] I hang with other skaters.
[ ] I've been hurt while skateboarding.
[ ] I've been in a skateboarding competition.
[ ] I wear vans.
[ ] Tony Hawk’s Underground owns.
[ ] I've met some of my closest friends at skate parks.

0 Skater Points

Christian Girl/Boy
[ ] I go to church at least once a week.
[ ] Most of my wardrobe consists of long skirts and button down shirts for church.
[ ] I always carry a Bible with me.
[ ] My whole family is very religious.
[X] I've never been on a date.
[ ] I've never smoked or had a beer.
[ ] My beliefs are very strong.
[ ] I'm waiting for marriage until sex.
[ ] I wear a cross necklace.
[ ] I have a bracelet that says WWJD.
[ ] I'm always preaching to people about the importance of religion.
[ ] I believe in God.
[ ] I'm not allowed to watch rated R movies, and sometimes, not even PG-13 movies.
[ ] I never go out and party.
[ ] I read the Bible everyday.
[X] I've memorized excerpts from the Bible.
[ ] I go to Sunday school.
[ ] I've been to church camp.
[ ] I pray every night.
[ ] I sing Christian songs.

2 Christian Points

Gangsta
[X] I say "Yo".
[X] I also say "Fo shizzle."
[ ] I wear extremely baggy pants.
[ ] Mah chainz hang low.
[ ] I'm a thug.
[ ] I only listen to rap music.
[ ] 50 Cent is my idol.
[ ] I don't care about school.
[ ] I steal/have stolen before.
[ ] I freestyle.
[ ] I breakdance.
[ ] Gold chainz is tha way to go, biotch.
[ ] I'm white but I act black.
[ ] All my heroes are dead rapper.
[ ] Tupac is still alive.
[ ] I wear a sideways baseball cap.
[ ] I wear hoodies.
[ ] I wear converse with the tongue flipped out.

0 Gangsta Points

Bully
[ ] I always steal people's lunch money.
[ ] Geeks are afraid of me.
[ ] I get in trouble all the time.
[ ] I steal people's stuff for fun.
[ ] People have called me a bully.
[ ] I have beaten someone up before.
[ ] I'm always looking for a fight.
[ ] I pick on people smaller than me.
[ ] I push people out of the way when I'm walking.
[X] I've never been in a relationship before.
[X] People are afraid of me.
[X] People know not to mess with me.
[ ] I'm bigger than most people my age.
[ ] I pick on people for the fun of it.
[ ] I make fun of everything anyone else likes.
[ ] If anyone crosses my path, they're dead.
[ ] People know not to try and stick up for themselves when I'm around.
[ ] I'm one of the strongest kids in school.
[ ] Even some authority figures are afraid of me.
[ ] People get out of my way when I'm walking.

3 Bully Points

Gamer
[ ] I own at least 2 different video game consoles.
[ ] I love Final Fantasy.
[ ] DDR & Guitar Hero own.
[X] I've missed school before because I was trying to beat a video game.
[ ] I'm always trying to beat high scores on games.
[ ] I even play a lot of computer games.
[ ] I play at least 3 hours of video games a day.
[ ] My thumbs are sore often.
[ ] I spend all my money on new video games.
[ ] My boyfriend/girlfriend has to be into video games.
[ ] All I talk about is video games.
[X] I've been in a video game competition before.
[ ] My eyes hurt sometimes because I play video games too much.
[ ] My grades are eh.
[ ] I have a handheld videogame system, like Nintendo DS.
[ ] I see every video-game-to-movie movie out there.
[ ] I have at least 3 memory cards.
[ ] I watch lay.
[ ] I've been playing video games for at least 5 years.
[ ] I always look up video game cheats.

2 Gamer Points

Cowgirl/Cowboy
[ ] I live on a farm.
[ ] I own at least 2 horses.
[ ] I own a pair of cowboy boots.
[ ] I own a cowboy hat.
[ ] (Girls) I always wear my hair in two braids.
[ ] I ride a tractor.
[ ] I live in a small town.
[ ] I've lived in Texas before.
[ ] I wear flannel shirts.
[ ] I wear overalls.
[ ] I say y'all and howdy.
[ ] I have other animals on a farm.
[ ] I've been in a rodeo before.
[ ] I've ridden a mechanical bull before.
[ ] I love home cooking, country style.
[ ] I always wear my cowboy hat, even in restaurants.
[ ] I say yee-haw!
[ ] I've went to horse races before.
[ ] I love cowboy movies.
[ ] I square dance.

0 Cowboy Points

Social Butterfly
[ ] I have a lot of friends.
[ ] I get along with everybody.
[ ] I enjoy talking to different people.
[ ] I'm a people person.
[ ] I love having tons of fun.
[ ] People come to me for advice.
[ ] People take an instant liking to me.
[ ] It seems that people always want to talk to me or hang out with me.
[ ] I can relate to Ferris Buller.
[ ] Everybody thinks I'm awesome.
[ ] I'm not in any clique; I'm friends with people from every clique.
[ ] I can turn an antisocial person nice.
[ ] I talk to at least one different person a day.
[ ] I'm pretty cheerful.
[ ] I'm involved in something, like a club, that allows me to meet new people.
[ ] I never want to argue with people.
[ ] I love talking.
[ ] I always have fun doing anything.
[ ] I'm optimistic.
[ ] I have over 150 friends on my IM or cell phone book.

0 Social Points


Slacker
[ ] I'm failing 2 or more classes.
[ ] I sleep past noon on weekends.
[ ] I miss a lot of school.
[ ] I'm late for school often.
[ ] I don't have a job.
[ ] All I do is pig out and play video games/watch TV.
[ ] I don't take care of myself.
[X] I've done drugs before.
[ ] I don't do my homework.
[ ] I sleep all the time.
[ ] I'm bored constantly.
[X] People tell me I need to try harder
[X] I'm on the computer 24/7.
[ ] I admit it, I slack off with everything.
[ ] I do everything half-heartedly.
[ ] I'm not going to college, ever.
[ ] School is for dorks.
[ ] I don't have any ambition in life.
[X] People tell me I need to get a life.
[X] They need to, not me.

5 Slacker points

Raver
[ ] I party all the time.
[ ] Glow Sticks are awesome.
[ ] I love nightclubs.
[ ] I love decking out in body glitter and rhinestones.
[ ] I have tons of energy.
[ ] I love to dance.
[ ] I go out nearly every night.
[ ] I meet lots of people at parties and clubs.
[ ] I've DJ'd before.
[X] I've taken a party drug before.
[X] I love fog machines.
[ ] I have crazy dance moves
[ ] I sleep all day and party all night.
[ ] Techno music is life.
[ ] I love popping pills, especially X.
[ ] I love neon body paint.
[ ] I've bought more drugs at clubs than anywhere else.

2 Raver Points

Hippie
[ ] I'm a tree hugger.
[ ] I want to save the earth.
[ ] Smoking pot is herbal and natural.
[ ] I'm comfortable with nudity.
[ ] I have long hair.
[ ] I make the peace sign a lot.
[ ] I'm stuck in the 60's.
[ ] I'm a vegan or vegetarian.
[ ] Animals shouldn't be eaten.
[ ] I love tye dye.
[ ] I've made tye dye stuff before.
[ ] I wish I was alive when Woodstock happened.
[ ] I love 60's music.
[ ] I'm always chilled out.
[ ] I love those cute headbands you wear on your head.
[ ] I have crimpy hair with little braids.
[ ] I wear bell bottoms.
[ ] I say groovy all the time.
[ ] I love smiley faces.
[ ] I'm a naturalist.

0 Hippie Point

Goody-Goody
[X] I make really good grades.
[ ] I'm a teacher’s pet.
[ ] I act sickly sweet to people.
[ ] I'm nice to everybody.
[ ] I act happy 24/7.
[ ] I go to church every Sunday.
[ ] I never cuss.
[ ] I always say "Hi" to everyone.
[ ] I dress appropriately.
[ ] I want to portray a pure image.
[ ] Girls who party and act rude need to be taught a lesson.
[ ] I want to impress everybody.
[ ] I've never been called rude.
[ ] I'm one of the nicest people.
[ ] I want to achieve everything.
[X] I try my hardest with everything I do.
[ ] I'm a kiss up to my teachers/boss.
[ ] I'm in many different clubs.
[ ] My after school schedule is filled with extracurricular.
[ ] I'm very optimistic.

2 Goody-Goody Points

Band Geek
[ ] I love band class.
[X] I play at least one instrument.
[X] I go to all my band concerts.
[ ] I'm going to a college for instrumental music.
[X] I've won awards for band.
[ ] I've been to band camp.
[X] I'm in the marching band.
[ ] I wear my marching band uniform often.
[ ] People have called me a band geek.
[X] I play my instrument at least 3 hours a day.
[ ] I'm hoping to make instrumental music a career.
[X] I've been playing an instrument for at least 4 years.
[ ] I hope I get a band scholarship.
[ ] Marching band is fun.
[ ] I go to other band concerts to get tips.
[ ] I like football games....for the band!
[ ] Band is way better than anything else.
[X] I've won All-Region Band before.
[X] I carry my instrument home every night.
[ ] I only date other people in band.
[ ] I go on band field trips.

8 Band Geek Points

Choir Nerd
[X] I sing all the time.
[ ] I want to try out for American Idol.
[ ] I've been in choir for at least 4 years.
[ ] I've won awards for choir.
[ ] I've sang solos for concerts before.
[ ] I never miss a choir concert of mine.
[ ] I sing every single day.
[X] I know what range of voice I am.
[ ] I love singing duets.
[X] I always practice singing with my favorite songs.
[ ] I hope to get a choir scholarship.
[ ] I want to go to a music college.
[ ] I watch American Idol religiously.
[X] Singing is a way of expressing myself.
[ ] Choir is my favorite class.
[ ] I've won All Region Choir before.
[X] I hum a lot.
[X] I write down lyrics all the time.
[ ] I want to be a singer.
[ ] I always practice pieces for choir class.

6 Choir Nerd Points